yoink

yoink
1. (Yoink) (2434↑, 209↓)
An exclamation that, when uttered in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

Though I cherished my automobile, I had to purchase a new one when my second cousin came up from behind me and politely exclaimed, "Yoink" while taking my car keys.

2. (yoink) (780↑, 227↓)
A phrase appearing often in "The [Simpsons]" televison program used to verbally indicate one has taken something from another and fled.

"Hey, great science project, Lisa. Yoink\!"

3. (yoink) (686↑, 184↓)
the legal way to steal. Only requires that you say the word "Yoink" and then take desired object.

"Hey, that's a nice bottle of rum you've got there... 'YOINK\!'"

4. (Yoink) (418↑, 186↓)
Onomatopoeia referencing a common cartoon sound effect played to enhance the action of an object being quickly stolen. The word obtained a more popular use after it's frequent utterance from Homer Simpson, the animated star of Fox's The Simpsons. Word is spoken to make obvious or humorous the playful theft of an item in front of others.

You shouldn't leave your wallet lying around like that...Yoink\!

5. (yoink) (361↑, 265↓)
Often used in conjunction with [gank] , the word 'Yoink' confers legitimate ownership of the 'ganked' item to the one who exclaimed 'Yoink\!'

"Yoink\! I have ganked your french fries\!", exclaimed Bill. "Damnation\! They are now yours, regardless of my feelings\!", declaimed Fred.

6. (Yoink) (205↑, 127↓)
Said while taking something from someone in front of their face. Also the sound effect made while stealing

Man1: Yoink Man2: Hey, where did my food go?

7. (yoink) (57↑, 49↓)
[masturbate]

I had to give the [old chap] a [yoink] before I went on a date with my mates mum, otherwise I might have [jizzed] all over her tight top, and thus, her wonderful [norks]

8. (Yoink) (57↑, 52↓)
To Yoink is to jack off a guy.

I reached down & gave him a yoink.

Author: whatrucrayzee http://yoink.urbanup.com/1568050
9. (yoink) (57↑, 62↓)
to grab you dick yoink it up and down

well i've got to go and yoink my snake

Author: joshua morton http://yoink.urbanup.com/752163
10. (Yoink) (17↑, 32↓)
A Halo Reach medal awarded for killing an enemy who is currently being assassinated by your teammate.

Halo announcer: "Double kill\!" "Triple Kill\!" Player: "I just need one more kill and...." Halo Announcer: "Yoink\!" "Overkill\!" "Extermination\!" Player: "Yes\!" Player's Teammate: "Wtf man, you stole my kill\!"

Author: Super Spartan http://yoink.urbanup.com/5438783
11. (Yoink) (3↑, 17↓)
To steal something small. Or to steal something quickly.

I yoinked the candy bar when the clerk wasn't looking.

Author: Samuel Throckmorton http://yoink.urbanup.com/5367893
12. (Yoink) (1↑, 21↓)
A phrase used now in the video game, Halo Reach, when one played steals another player's kill while he was assassinating him.

xXMLGxH4ckaXx: Dude for real?\! dinasur99: What? xXMLGxH4ckaXx: You totaly just "yoinked" my assassination\!

Author: xXMLGxH4ckaXx http://yoink.urbanup.com/5230029
13. (Yoink) (58↑, 91↓)
Yoink refers to grabbing something swiftly away from someone or someplace, adj. to steal, to take. Usually slyly with one fresh motion.

"Yoink" is a term yoinked from The Simpsons.

14. (Yoink) (9↑, 45↓)
An exclaimation used to express theft. The more obvious the better. Also usually followed by running.

Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away. I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride. Homer: But Marge, the barflies are expecting me. Larry, and Barney, and that guy who calls me Bill. Marge: But you look better, you don't sweat when you eat any more, and look -- [holds up a wad of cash] you've saved more than a hundred dollars. I found it in your pants. Homer: [snatches money] Yoink\! see also http://www.snpp.com/guides/yoinks.html

15. (yoink) (31↑, 67↓)
noise made when object is stolen.

he said "yoink" when he jacked the airplane.

16. (yoink) (9↑, 46↓)
A word coined for "The Simpsons." It is the noise made by one of the characters in the show when they swipe or grab an object away from another character. The word was created by longtime Simpsons writer George Meyer, who claims that he was inspired by The Flintstones in coining the word.

Homer said yoink when he grabbed the hot dog from Bart.

17. (yoink) (11↑, 49↓)
To legally steal an item from someone, by proclaiming the word "Yoink\!"

Me:(eating candy bar) mmmmm this candy bar is good. Fred:(sneaking up behind me and taking it) Yoink\!, its mine now Me: Dammit, I hate the yoink rule

Author: no o your bizz http://yoink.urbanup.com/2750529
18. (Yoink) (42↑, 83↓)
Something uttered when stealing or quickly grabbing something from another person.

As he grabbed the bag of money, the theif said "yoink\!" and ran off laughing.

19. (yoink) (3↑, 45↓)
the word used when you wish to have something go in an upward motion. either stolen or just lifted, the word shall be yoink

Person 1: That kid's pants are too low. Person 2: I really just want to yoink them up\!

20. (yoink) (1↑, 43↓)
to quickley remolve a joint from a unaware stare gazing stoners mouth for your own benefit

while sitting there staring at the ceiling for ten minutes robbie yoinked the spliff from my mouth

21. (Yoink) (5↑, 47↓)
to snatch away or to take. steal.

"Dude that hacker yoinked my internet access for 3 days\!" "I yoinked his red bull at the LAN party, it was hilarious."

Author: Edgar Allen Pwn http://yoink.urbanup.com/3177043
22. (yoink) (1↑, 43↓)
A word coined by The Simpsons and made innumerably more famous in geek circles by the game Ultima Online. To take something from its previous owner.

*Dies* *Yoink\!* "Dang man\! That mob yoinked my shit\!" "Heh, good luck ganking it naked\!"

23. (yoink) (18↑, 60↓)
The noise an object makes when it is no longer there. Often the person removing said object will amplify this noise making it apear as though they just said it.

'yoink' man 1: "wow that car just vanished"

24. (yoink) (19↑, 61↓)
1. to steal an object from another see also [liberation], [gank], and [steal] 2. a sound made when taking another's possession as your own

I yoinked a soda from the gas station because the attendant was such an asshole.

25. (yoink) (9↑, 52↓)
To steal, or grab something that does not belong to you. Made famous by the Simpsons

Excuse me? Yeah *when person is not looking* yoink\! Aww damn\! My phone is gone\!

26. (Yoink) (19↑, 62↓)
A word used to state that you are taking something that isn't yours.

(Said whilst nicking part of someones lunch) "Yoink\!"

27. (yoink) (25↑, 68↓)
Derived from the animated tv show, The Simpsons, this word, also associated with [D'oh\!], is the noise made when stealing something in blatant view

Lindsay :*turns away, leaving chips unattended* Alex: YOINK\! Lindsay: Hey, why'd you take my chips\!?

28. (yoink) (46↑, 89↓)
To relieve a dear friend of something they no longer need.

"Thanks for the wallet, mate. Yoink"

29. (yoink) (24↑, 67↓)
To violently or non violently take an object from another, regardless of the love or respect the yoinkee has for the beyoinked object.

"Yoink\!" I exclaimed wickedly as I sharply stole Martha's hat.

Author: shellybasser http://yoink.urbanup.com/89231
30. (yoink) (0↑, 44↓)
To lightly tap or poke with your finger someone for fun while adding the sound effect. It can be used with objects too.

Person 1: "Hey, can you hand me that broom, right there?" Person 2: "Yoink\! I just yoinked you with a broom handle\!" Person 1: "I am soo going to get you back someday."

31. (yoink) (12↑, 58↓)
The official expression of an illegitimate transaction.

"Yoink\!" [Grabs objects and quickly disperses]

32. (yoink) (11↑, 57↓)
an exclamation to be used when stealing something belonging to someone else. use of the word yoink precludes any negative reaction by the victim.

"Nice nick. Yoink\!"

33. (yoink) (30↑, 79↓)
[Onomatopoeia]: Word used for objects removed faster than the eye could possibly see, which perchance is 24-30 frames per second, depending on whether you are in Europe or in the United States.

"Yoink\! I have ganked your french fries\!", exclaimed Bill. "Damnation\! They are now yours, regardless of my feelings\!", declaimed Fred.

34. (yoink) (7↑, 59↓)
To take rapidly.

Mark McGwire has used the word "yoink" on several occasions.

Author: Irish Lucas http://yoink.urbanup.com/43559
35. (Yoink) (19↑, 75↓)
To take an item from someone that may or may not belong to you.

I yoinked the doughnut from the cop.

36. (yoink) (5↑, 61↓)
Absolute ownership is completely transferred when the yoink is used in time while clicking ones heels in the air\!
Author: peekaboo sioux http://yoink.urbanup.com/77995
37. (yoink) (6↑, 63↓)
often used when jacking somones shit right in front of there faces

CJ: man, that's a nice car there. YOINK\! Freddy: hey you motherfucker\! give me back my damn turismo\! -some shit i thought up after plaing san andreas for hlaf a day.

38. (yoink) (11↑, 68↓)
YoinK is a long neck giraffe on Newgrounds

OMG, I want to lick your neck YoinK

39. (yoink) (5↑, 75↓)
to jack shit

imma yoink that shit\!\!\!

40. (yoink) (5↑, 77↓)
a sound you can make whenever you damn well please

The girl exclaimed "yoink" as she ran out of the room.

41. (yoink) (5↑, 79↓)
when pulling something unexpected out of somwhere unusual.

picture the scene: Amsterdam, a seedy strip club. I'm pulled onto the stage and the dancer begins to take her clothes off. When she's naked she lays me down and begins to gyrate over my body. She finishes and I stand up to find the word's "I'm so sexy" written in indelible ink on my torso. As the lithe young blonde pulls the pen out of her vagina she puts her arms around me. She pulls my half nake body onto hers and whispers in my ear "yoink"

42. (yoink) (5↑, 81↓)
An all purpose word. Originally used to describe the act of taking an object I Now used to refer to any sudden action such as flopping onto a futon, "I'm so tired, yoink\!" Can also be used as an exclamation for general disgust "Well, YOINK\!"

"love that pen Yoink\!"

43. (yoink) (5↑, 89↓)
when you pull lil ms piggy's tail straight out and watch it curl back up again.

The evil penguin kept yoinking ms. piggy with agressiveness.

44. (yoink) (13↑, 139↓)
A creature with a long neck (Giraffe, Brontosaurus, Ostrich?) who makes shitty flash on Newgrounds. Known to have sexual relations with [word]Josh Bedn[/word]

Hi, I'm YoinK\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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